Saturday, April 19, 2008

A Museum a Cut Above the Rest

On the 19th I decided to get some light travelling in. I called up my friends, thanks to my new handy dandy keitai, but sadly no one was available. Fortunately I didn't mind going out alone and that's exactly what I did. On that day I went a Sword Museum. One would think that this museum would be somewhere in a metropolitan area with an absurd amount of tourists in attendence. Fortunately for me, it was not. I had to get off in a suburban area, Sangubashi Station, and wander the backstreets for awhile to find the actual museum. The museum itself is quite small. In fact it consists of a first floor with seats and a small pictorial display and explanation on how Japanese swords are forged. The second floor houses the museum proper, and is only one small room with glass cases housing, you guessed it, swords. These swords were from various times in Japan's history, some from Hein, some from Kamakura etc. All of them were beautiful. There was an interesting poster about the evolution of the Japanese sword overtime. We all know the Japanese sword for its distinctive curved appearance. But, what is not known is that in the earliest times of Japanese history, the sword started out as a straight blade. I know that most will overlook this post as there are no jokes or anything of the like. But, the Japanese sword was said (by most) to be the soul of the samurai. Even if that fact has been embellished over time, since Bushido and ceremony came in vogue, when the Hagakure was written, the Japanese sword, and indeed any true weapon from any culture, MUST be treated with the most respect. After all, at its most basic (as in without any of the extra spiritual meaning given to tools of war over time) a weapon is something with the power to take life and protect life. I've heard that officers in the U.S. Military don't refer to their sidearm as a "gun", it is this same kind of honor, care and seriousness which should be given to any weapon. Sorry to digress. But for you sword aficionados out there, I highly recommend seeing this museum.

Gambatte

-DPN

I'll Cell My Soul to Make this Easier...

The following post is an entry for April 14-20

This week was nothing too out of the ordinary. I shopped around for more classes, but decided on taking only three classes each worth four credits each (hopefully full filling my requirement back home). The big thing was trying to finalize my club schedule. You see in Japan, clubs are the primary form of networking for college kids. I've heard that most people don't know too many people outside their own circle. You see, the dorm system here is different. If a student lives in a dorm (as many live at home and just commute) the dorms are usually privately owned. From what I've heard from other foreign students, its hard to interact with a lot of the Japanese students there as well, but what do I know? Anyway, since I lack my iaito here (I can't imagine getting that through customs), and I haven't found a place to buy one here, I decided to check out kendo. Its really interesting to see Kendo live. The group seems very nice and they practice with great intensity. I have to go to the Tokyo Budokan on Tuesdays, etc etc. But that's the dull stuff.

On Tuesday I attempted to buy my keitai or cellphone alone. Of course it ended in a spectacular failure. So on Friday the 18th I again went to buy a keitai, but this time I asked my okaasan if she would come with me to translate. She, in turn, brought along oniisan #2. So the three of us went on our merry way for what was thought to be a quick excursion to a department store. We arrived, and picking out a phone we talked to the salesman. What's great is that, one can get an old model phone on the cheap in this country. My phone cost me 0$0.01 USD. We spoke with the salesman, and by we I mean oniisan #2. Forms were brought out and I was instructed on the various places to sign. I should note that I honestly had no idea what I was signing and it could have very well been a contract for my eternal soul. But, I trusted that my host brother would watch out for that kind of thing. At which point the pricing plans were brought out. They had an English version of the pamphlet which I still didn't understand. Apparently, vague pricing guides are a universal philosophy for phone companies. I picked one that I think works out pretty well, but I'm not sure. As I said, the phone itself was cheap, but the subscription and the eventual cancellation fee are going to cost a pretty penny. However, once this series of events ended, the salesman told us that he was going to prep my phone and to come back in 30 minutes. My okaasan had a wonderful idea and said "let's go to Starbucks". There was a Starbucks downstairs and I immediately felt at home. I ordered my signature Mocha, but I went with the Tall size (where tall = small). It was certainly comforting to know that there was a Starbucks less than 10 minutes away from the house. After 30 minutes, my okaasan and I went back to the phone shop thinking we could just pick up the phone and go. We arrived to find the shop worker talking rather quickly on the phone and holding my paperwork and copies of my visa paperwork. I closed my eyes since I KNEW what was coming. He quickly attended to us and told us that my paperwork was not enough. Apparently they needed another piece of paperwork from town hall or my Alien Registration Card (which wouldn't be ready for another week). You see my friends, a bunch of the other foreign students here managed to buy cellphones their first week in Japan. Somehow each of them had found a store which bypassed or just ignored some of the regulations I was being held up for. I don't know how they did it, but they did. I however, was having no such luck. So my okaasan and oniisan #2 went back to the car and I assumed we were leaving for home, to resume this battle another day. However, I later found out my host mother was taking me to town hall to get the paperwork I needed! What a sweetheart ne? After receiving the paper we needed, we walked back to the shop and slammed down the paper in a very dramatic fashion. The paper was accepted, and again we were told to come back in 30 minutes. So the three of us wandered the store and 30 minutes later came back. The salesman was fiddling with the phone and again said it would be 30 minutes. At this point, I just decided to let my Okaasan and Oniisan go home, which they gladly did. So there I was, alone in a Japanese phone shop, knowing that if they were about to tell me some secret about the secret switch which would electrocute me if I pressed it at the wrong time (this IS Japan after all) I wouldn't understand. I was given my phone and, surprisingly, there was no secret. You push buttons to dial numbers and you talk into the mouth piece. I guess that's pretty advanced for someone from the American south, but I think I understood the important parts. Before I left, I picked up a dessert for the family. Because after putting them through what I'm calling the "Keitai Incident", they deserve a good dessert. By the way, time ellapsed over the course of the "Keitai Incident", 3 hours.

Today's word is: Habamu. This word means "to frustrate" and is the informal form of this verb. Usage: Keitai Incident wa watashi o habamu or The Keitai Incident frustrates me.

In Japan there are plenty of things that frustrate me. My lack of ability to speak or read the language, the sheer amount of people, and sometimes the hardships of trying to make friends here. So this word is apt for this entry. Remember that even the best things in life (for instance, travelling to a country you've wanted to go all your life) can and will be frustrating at times. You just have to roll with the punches and get over it, or you're going to give yourself ulcers, which will inevitably give you more frustration resulting in more ulcers.

Gambatte

-DPN

Random Observation 4: Japanese and Hair

Japan, and especially Tokyo, is a very fashionable place. Men and women alike try to dress their best in the latest trends, or just differently for the sake of standing out (I'll address fashion in another post I'm sure). This practice applies to hair as well. However, in their quest to look good and different, the Japanese have essentially become clones of each other. It seems that the majority of Japanese women have blonde/red highlights in their hair. It is a struggle to find a girl with all black hair still in Japan. However, either way its a very sexy look on the girls. As for the men, well the current trend appears to be growing medium length hair and giving it that messy look (I'll upload a picture later). I'm no expert on fashion or hair styles so I apologize for simplifying all Japanese fashion to this degree. Now, I don't believe I can pull of any of these fancy haircuts, I guess I'm a simple kind of guy. In fact, there is only one style of Japanese men's hair I think I could look good in. Here take a look:

Behold the stunning graphic power of Microsoft Paint!
Gambatte,
-DPN

Friday, April 18, 2008

Saving Two Cinderellas from a Drunk Guy with an Umbrella....*sigh* ella ella


On Friday I headed to Noda which was, fortunately, significantly easier to go to this time around. I left Noda at around 10:00 PM which would get me home just before the trains went offline. On my way home I switched to a surprisingly filled train. Nothing like rush hour commuters, but most likely people heading to parties or business men heading home. In fact, these are the two types of people involved in this story! I was standing by one of the exits on the train and I had these two cute girls sitting down to my left. I still had about 30 minutes left to reach my next stop so I decided to watch a show on my ipod classic, because for all your entertainment needs at reasonable prices go ipod (one of these companies HAS to send me something besides a cease and desist letter right?). The problem with watching video and having my headset in is that I have to look up frequently to make sure that I haven't missed my stop. Now, standing in front of the girls was a Japanese businessman. Nothing particularly out of the ordinary, he was holding the support handles as people tend to do when forced to stand on the train while attempting to sleep. Here's the thing though, he was drunk out of his mind. How do I know he had one too many beers? Well, I'm going to say his general lack of balance. Its not uncommon on a train to lose one's balance a bit, after all intertia exists even here in Japan. But this guy was flailing around like Gumbi after ripping lines of cocaine. He kept falling on top of these girls who were laughing but at the same time trying very hard to avoid him. You see, since his hands were holding onto the hand grip it was really his midsection and groin area that kept attacking these poor girls. Think this shape for his body when he would fall over ">". So this apparently boneless Japanese businessman decided that a better way to maintain his balance would be to use his candy cane (the J shaped) umbrella. Now this would actually be a smart idea...if he was sober enough to use the umbrella as a supporting cane. Did he do this? No. He hooked the umbrella to the hand grip (understand why I pointed out that his umbrella was of the candy cane variety?) and would just grab onto the middle of the umbrella. This doesn't' really help his balance you see. So when man lost his balance the umbrella would swing like a pendulum and hit these girls in the face, but also the man would continue to fall over because he in no way helped his balance! So as these two girls attempted to dodge this double threat, I looked over and saw this man falling into them. So next time it happened I grabbed his umbrella pushed him back a bit and grabbed the rail above the girls with my left arm. This effectively provided a nice barrier between the girls and the runaway umbrella. They both gave me a slight bow, a quiet "arigato" and two big smiles for my efforts. Our drunken friend left at the next stop to stumble off for new horizons. As for me, when I left I shot the girls a quick wink and walked away. Who says I'm not a charming guy?

Gambatte

-DPN

P.S. Using this title makes me feel dirty and ashamed of myself on the inside....

Thursday, April 17, 2008

M.O.B Questions

Hello you M.O.B-sters out there,

I hope all is well in your respective lives. As always, I'm playing an eternal game of post catch up. At present I am 2 weeks behind. I should have been writing all day, but lets just say I was...recovering, which entailed lots of sleep, but more on this later. I know the posts are still pretty long, but I haven't heard any complaints about it. But then again, at present, there are still only one or two people who actively read this blog, and only one of them has commented so....

Also, if you ever see grammatical errors or things of that nature, feel free to bring it to my attention since a more well written blog can only make this P.O.S called Nan Desu Ka?! better ne? At present, I'm in a mental debate about the benefits of advertising my blog to my friends (a thing many people do, which tends to piss people off) and telling them to tell their friends (DPN, master of the profitless pyramid scheme), or just letting my blog grow organically. I guess that's always the writer's dilemma the difference between maintaining the integrity of your art, or being a sell out...oh another writer dilema, finding a way to house your family in a studio apartment as your children starve all in the name of art :)

Also, in reference to post dates. I'm having to put the post the times these events occurred before the posts because I'm so far behind. However I JUST discovered that I'm starting to forget the dates they occurred myself. So I'm trying to correct all the dates on the posts and hoping that soon you'll be able to use the links on the right to know what week the events of each weekly post occurred. Please bear with me for a bit longer!

Questions: Have I had sushi and what other foods have I eaten here. At the time this question was asked of me, I had not eaten sushi in the technical definition of a single slice of fish on a hunk of rice, nor had I had any maki (rolls) yet. However, my okaasan does make this great dish which is a bowl of rice and on top are various forms of tuna, marinated tuna sashimi slices, and diced tuna. Since then, I have had some sushi with the family. It was store bought stuff I think, but just as good as a casual sushi place back in America. This question is most likely in reference to Anthony Bourdain's Japan episode in which he found a mom and pop sushi place with ridiculously delicious looking sushi. I have yet to find a backalley sushi place, but the search continues. As for what other foods they eat here, lots of fish. LOTS OF FISH. They also have curry rice which is exactly what it sounds like, rice with curry on it. I've sold out a couple of times and had McDonald's (both were circumstances beyond my control), and the Colonel is EVERYWHERE around here. Its reassuring to know that wherever I go in Japan, I'll see the smiling godlike face of the Colonel watching over me when I'm hungry and saying "worry not my son, take this and eat it, it is a chicken's body. The body of everlasting fat and heart disease, the body of a chicken which I give up for you". As always, these questions come thanks to EP.

Gambatte,

-DPN